Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 June 26, 2016

PUMP LUMPS

Another name used to describe the gluteus maximus, the derriere, the buttocks, the booty, the ass! Usually used to describe the buttocks of a well endowed woman/man (woman/man with a big booty)! Used most often by men who prefer the position "doggie style" or by those who really appreciate the lady's posterior attributes!

"Baby, those PUMP LUMPS are lookin good in those jeans!"
"Did you see how big that girls butt is? I'd like to get hold of those PUMP LUMPS!"
"OMG BECKY, did you see her PUMP LUMPS?"
"The bigger the lumps, the more he pumps!"

by PaLump November 23, 2020

Lumped

An erection

Dam baby, you go me so lumped.

by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.

Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !

by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015

Cuddle Lump

A person who enjoys cuddling, and who actively and frequently seeks them out

Rob is such a cuddle lump; last week, we barley left the house, because we stayed in and snuggled all day.

by Clavel August 15, 2020