shop local

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021

ariana local

People who claim to “stan” Ariana but at the same time came in during her most recent era. They tend to pretend to know everything about her and her family and team but really just have to do research on a lot of things. They quickly try to learn all of the songs they weren’t there for but really don’t know them. They liked Jade more on Victorious and never gave Ariana the credit. These “stans” usually stan Taylor Swift, Camila Cabello, Billie Eilish and/or Selena Gomez. They often brag about knowing Ariana but in reality don’t. at the end of the day they aren’t OG fans like they claim to be.

Ex: Oh my god I love moonlight by Ariana! It’s such a hype song. or : I ship Rikiana so much, they should get back together. or: I am not an Ariana local! I’ve been here since Thank u Next!

by osnapitzari December 5, 2019

billie eilish local

a person who says is a fan of billie eilish but

who knows only her most popluar songs
goes to her concerts and shows no energy and love for her
listens to her for attention
always is telling people that shes a super fan
copies her

- What do you think of sHE's brOken? one of the billies first songs
- What are you talking about?

- Nevermind.. Do you at least know limbo, bad company or true blue?
- I've never heard any of them.
- Sheesh.. You're such a billie eilish local!

by annewielife February 13, 2020

Regular Local Eighter

A person who has a high opinion of themselves and likes to finish something later.

I'm a regular local eighter I'll come back and get that later!

by Allen of Tim November 15, 2016

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021