Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

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lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

by hezdai November 16, 2020

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pit laning

When a man fucks someone's armpit with his penis.

I want to pit lane you.
I like pit laning, it feels good Sir.

by the breaker January 14, 2009

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bitch lying

Verb. Lying like a little bitch

She was straight bitch lying yesterday. No doubt.

by Moneybags Mcgee December 10, 2013

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Kinda layin' down

A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.

phone rings
John: Hello?

Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!

John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.

*Click* Hangs up phone

by Superood November 13, 2017

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