Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the
chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants
rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you
don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her
royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
I
got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again
today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the
safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.