Koyon

Koyon is a real man. A man who can do your cleaning, cooking, and tax paying. He's pretty good in bed as well.

You can trust him with all your life, he'll give you the best advice you'll ever get from anyone else.

If you know a Koyon in your life, just know that you're a real lucky fella.

dude 1: I wish i had a Koyon in my life i suffer from extreme deppression
dude 2: hey i know a Koyon come over so you can meet him
dude 1: ok
koyon: hey

dude 1 had met koyon
dude 1: i feel like a whole different man now all thanks to koyon

by cheeseAndwheat December 5, 2021

kloonch

An idiot or mostly idiotic individual. They also like Christmas.

Stop being a freaking kloonch, Betsy!

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Kloonchmas

A group of #kloonch who celebrate Christmas in a extreme and/or annoying fashion.

1. "Can you believe Betsy is celebrating Kloonchmas?!"
2. "I mean what do you expect she is a kloonch"
3. "I guess you're right."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.

That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

kylon

someone who shits their pants on a daily basis

"that guy over there looks like a kylon"
"tfs a kylon"

by bonesandsyrup March 14, 2022

Koontz

A lightskin male that doxxes little kids because his mom never loved him as a child and wishes on every child he comes in touch with downfall..

Lia: J KOONTZ DELETED MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.. what a loser who deletes instagram accounts for fun lmfao get a life
Jus: taco balls

by tacoballs666 February 7, 2022

Koont

Name of a feminine Burmese name. In Burmese it means halo of wittiness.

Her name is Koont. We met her yesterday.

by Kthhh February 27, 2022