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Kool Toon

Used To Refer A Kool Person, Not A Character From A Game Or Show Or Movie Or Book.
Paul: Carl Is A Kool Toon.
Carl: Why Thank You Paul.
by skibidibonk55 November 25, 2020
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Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.
by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021
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Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh
The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man
by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021
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Kool and the Gang

1. a funky rock'n'roll band that formed in the early 60's. They started out as a soul-jazz fusion band then became the biggest selling act of the 80's. They didn't get the ubiquity of Michael Jackson or the notoriety of Duran Duran, they simply had albums frequently on the chart, singles somewhere on the Hot 100 and videos on the networks like MTV, BET, VH1. Their songs are well known to this day, their only #1 hit is the classic 'Celebrate' which is now played at sporting events, graduations, weddings, bar mitzvahs, you name it. The band name comes from bassist Ron 'Kool' Bell and is sometimes abbreviated as 'KATG'.
2. a slang euphemism for 'everything's A-OK' or 'everything is alright'.
1. In May 2019 I finally got to see Kool and the Gang perform. The Grim Reaper had whittled this 7 man band of multi-instrumentalists to 4 men, and they were supported on tour with local symphony orchestras (to pick up the slack). They were just as good as they ever were, stretching out like say an extended sax solo on their #2 smooth ballad 'Cherish'. Sweet. Sad to say, since 2019 two members have died so now there's only two surviving members. I'm glad I saw them when I did.

2. Their classic #1 'Celebrate' spent only ONE WEEK at #1 but look at the other Number Ones of late 1980 and tell me who remembers all of those, or even WANTS TO. KATG never did again top the Hot 100 singles chart but they came pretty close a number of times - 'Cherish', ' 'Joanna', and the club favorite 'Fresh'. KATG are good guys, they made PSAs on TV about staying in school, anti-drug ads without the lies and namby-pamby BS and more. They're KOOL, not fools.
3. Sonny: 'Whaddup?'

Rico: 'Everything's Kool and the Gang today'.
4. When Joe Biden won the Pennsylvania electoral votes, enough to make him win the 2020 Presidential election against the Traitor Il Douche, I didn't go out and join the celebrations in my home city that broke out instantly (CoVid, folks) so I went to my den, pulled out a KATG Greatest Hits CD and played 'Celebrate' at top volume. It shook the house and everyone on the block heard it. And I DID NOT CARE! After 4 years of fascist hell it was time to celebrate! Thanks, KATG.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 21, 2022
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Kool-Aid Belly

A person who’s under the legal drinking age who has a beer belly
Woah bro, You’re only 14? That’s not a beer belly, that’s a Kool-Aid Belly.”
by old.sparechange February 20, 2023
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Kool Key

Real Rhude Boy, Real stand-up guy, don’t too much and only focus in maintaining motion
Kool Key the Koolest
by keylendavis08 October 13, 2023
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kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....
"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"
by Tyson S. August 17, 2007
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