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Vigilante Justice

When Groups of Justice Inclined Citezens or "Bands", "Squads", or "Families" go hunting for justice. When they encounter a "Situation" or a "Code 9", Vigilante Justice is Enacted. The Squads, which are the most professional level of Bringers of Justice, Distribute Their Justice through any means deemed Neccessary.

Operating out of "DaBangem" (Sector 904), J.I. is the leading Squad of Vigilante Justicees in the World, Being The founders. Rumor has it that a German and a Scot formed J.I., which no one knows what it stands for. They reportedly "Cruise the city streets, crushing opponents of justice like Optimus Prime smashing justice un-doers into steel plates with his foot". This secret society is unkbeknownst to most passerby, but a select few know of its existence, and even less know its inner workings.

For Many Years to come, J.I. will reign, and at least in the Greater 904 Sector will be the Keepers of the Most Sared Law: That of Justice
"Whoa Dude, did you see that crazy bank robbery at Bank of America Today?"

"Yeah i did, it was on the news. Channel 4 said that the Swat teams couldn't bring down the robbers, but later that day the two suspected men were found tied up outside the Duval Municipal courthouse with a note with the Letters J.I. on their foreheads."

"Wow, Vigilante Justice prevails again"
by Von Fuchs July 3, 2009
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Nuts of Justice

The infamous group of friends who use to dominate trivia nights at the bars in Binghamton New York. Most commonly they would show up weekly at Edigan's (now closed and reopened under a new name) hoot, hollar, shout their team name and make all kinds of crazy noise when they got questions right or their score tally was announced (even if it was a low score). Also refering to themselves as the crew many of them were old friends from high school and they were once featured in the local newspaper for their originality.
DJ Thad: Coming in first place, the Nuts of Justice!
Nuts: Nuts of Justice! Yea! Wooo! Go Nuts!
by Bosskoss January 11, 2009
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Circle of Justice

Ten people are charged with murder. There punishment is to participate in a circle of justice, they are raped by the person behind them and rape the person in front of them.
by Ingster March 2, 2008
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Sex Justice

When you have sex with your ex's best friend or sibling for revenge after a bad breakup initiated by your ex.
My ex-boyfriend was so pissed when he found out I had sex with his best friend. That's what he gets for dumping me! Sex Justice has been served!
by SainteLuxuria February 25, 2010
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criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.
Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.
by but for May 4, 2018
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social justice warrior

Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.
liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.
by mrmandalay January 2, 2017
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Angel of Justice

The Angel of Justice is the angel who brings justice to the worst criminal assholes in the world.
Trump is about to be fucked in the ass by the Angel of Justice!
by eda-skip October 8, 2021
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