t-jones

one's mother

t-jones is callin me.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!

Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!

by Libs Exposed October 22, 2016

john paul jones

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004

t jones / t lady

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother

"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

by tajaun brown May 6, 2004

skinny bones jones

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

by tadowta June 20, 2006

Chipper Jones

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!

by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003

Jonesboro

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.

Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.

by Glad to be out of there August 27, 2008