Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack December 24, 2015

Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"

Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

by Aniraf March 16, 2014

Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.

My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.

by gay is bad May 16, 2018

Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!

by PC13 May 7, 2011