A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.
Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.
by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015
If you’re looking for the real deal, as an artist, in the modern era, then look no further than Jeremy Petrachonis! His work is incredible! Absolute mindfuck!
by TheMarkedMan666 March 07, 2020
by Megan_x August 30, 2006
Guitarist for the band “The Neighbourhood”. Also known as the Pussy Destroyer, Soft Rock Jer, Birthday Sex, or Jerry Hot Licks. Has a pretty good voice too. Probably the funniest member of the band, therefor the only one that really matters. Enjoys making pictures of old guys with eyeliner, long hair, and weird facial expressions wearing top hats and tuxedos his profile picture on Twitter so that no one knows it’s really him.
by califøurnia June 10, 2014
One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)
He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ron: Suck my dick!
Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.
Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*
Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.
Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*
Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
by HarryPothead February 21, 2004
"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
by PhantoMatt January 24, 2007
by Dawn Napper February 24, 2004