Janker

One who janks-off excessively.

At work they call me the "Janker" because I tend to jank-off at work.

by Mr. Janker September 15, 2007

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jonkey

1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.

1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.

by Kody October 26, 2004

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Janky

something that no one wants because it is infected with suckyness.

Zack's penis is janky. No girl will ever touch it again.

by Kuhrihstuh June 2, 2009

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Janked out

Verb,

To lose through the sheer dumb luck of an unlikely event which would normally be crap.

Guy: I top 8'd recently at a children's card game event but got janked out by a kid running Horn of the Unicorn Control... Suxors. Should have run Monarchs.

by EdgeNZ February 10, 2008

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the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).

"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"

"yeah! i wish i had jakey."

by my love is jakey November 25, 2011

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