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Jabar/River

Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)

Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.

He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.

Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.

River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.

Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.

Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”

“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
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Jabanyan

A word you can use to describe your dislike towards foreigners in your country.
"Look at that jabayan over there". Or
"That person over there is such a jabanyan".
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Flabber Jabble

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.
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Reverend Jables

An ordained priest of Dudeism, who has the power to abide when many others would be reduced to furious shouts of "Forget about the Goddamned toe!" With the help of the music of Sublime and a few oat sodas, there aren't many storms this Dude can't weather.
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Omar Binladin Abdul Jabaar

Omar Binladin Abdul Jabaar is a 7foot 1 centre who is hung like a horse. He’s a hall of fame rim protecter and can bust out a veteran move or two deep in the paint. Omar Binladin Abdul Jabaar uses his horse cock too gain separation when performing a high pick and roll for his point guard. He’s an all round stud for Sharrocks Stable.
“Omar Binladin Abdul Jabaar is hung like a horse!”

“Look at Omar Binladin Abdul Jabaar use his horse cock too gain seperation!”
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Karem Abdul Jabaar

Karem is a very sexy homosexual man. Objectively gay. Only argues in circular fallacies.

Can also be used as a noun.
You are a Karem Abdul Jabaar!

Note: Most people shorten it to "Karem"
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