Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Jonny White

Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.

You did a Jonny white last night

by Sunnyko2 November 8, 2016

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jonny

Jonny, a walking penis with the heart of a fawn.queer where's bedazzled jewelry on his pants.looks like perfection until hat comes off.likes the glass dick and the skin flute.pro cocker

Her Jonny needed a tampon.i took a shit and wiped my Jonny.

by 2hornz February 5, 2020

Jonny

ending a game when everyone is having fun

This person is being a Jonny (while ending an ARAM game)

by non-jonny August 20, 2025

Jonny Furber

An Irish Gypsie

Bill: “Hey john I heard there’s a Jonny Furber in town”
John:”Oh no he might steal our shoes!”

by creamkebab April 25, 2019