Joel

He looked at me like i was beautiful, like i was more than the pain id endured and I didn't understand why. I just knew he made me feel like i wasn't alone. Ive never met someone like him before. His touch feels like home and his smile is the purest i've ever seen. He makes the darkness inside of my heart want to let go, even when i'm so lost in fear, i feel sheltered when he's there. I hope he knows he's my sky, stars, and universe. I hope he knows he's everything that makes the world whole<3

I love you Joel<3

by wormape2 April 17, 2022

Thomariek joel perrino

Sexiest nigga on earth by far smartest nigga in space.

Damn dat nigga Thomariek joel perrino sexy AF.

by Thomariek October 7, 2020

Joella

Feminine singular of Joel.

Joel without a penis.

by j November 29, 2004

joel

joel is a very loving friend, and youll always know you can trust him, joel is quite shy but when you get to know him he is a great laugh, very flirty and can be very romantic

awwh your such a joel

by lovelybubbles May 25, 2011

Joel's Law

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008

Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is a best friends who shares one million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets, one reason: best friends. I hope that as we grow older we make even more memories, jokes, and shared secrets. I can already imagine us becoming old biddies who take our morning walks together as we gossip about what’s going on in our lives. Your friendship is for keeps, and I intend to keep it forever.

Jocelyn is my best friend

by mollywizo April 9, 2020