The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
by mcarse July 11, 2010
Get the Knowlesy Timemug. A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
Get the Time Vampiremug. Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
by c0ck r0cka November 6, 2007
Get the v-timemug. Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.
20 min passes.
Random: wtf wheres bot?
Random2: remember, botris time.
Random: Lets just start.
1hour passes.
Bot: WTF why you all gone.
20 min passes.
Random: wtf wheres bot?
Random2: remember, botris time.
Random: Lets just start.
1hour passes.
Bot: WTF why you all gone.
by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013
Get the Botris Timemug. by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008
Get the Big Timedmug. The catchphrase from the world famous Marvel legend, Morbius. First spoken in the 2022 box office hit, Morbius. The movie grossed 234 Morbillion dollars, being so successful, it created a new unit of measurement. The legend Jared Leto, who had played the Joker, in the masterful 2016 hit, Suicide Squad. The movie was given a 100 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 10 on IMDB. The catchphrase itself speaks a powerful message about the values of society and discrimination. As well as demonstrating the life of the working class. This powerful line has been presented from world leaders and CEO’s.
Judge: Do you plead guilty for selling illegal substances to those group of minors? As well as sexually abusing them.
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time
by goat of definitions June 6, 2022
Get the it’s morbin timemug. by knowman April 11, 2008
Get the tard timemug.