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Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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JJ ism

A JJ-ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.
A JJ ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.

Do you know how the birds got their colors? I just realized that crocs are both animals and footwear but they don’t make crocs out of animals the footwear not the animals.
by BeccaAK July 18, 2023
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Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
by anonymous August 22, 2023
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Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight
James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office
Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism
by Stemsize June 17, 2020
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caste-ism

Judging people by the level of education their job requires; in contrast to judging people by the level of inherited wealth in their family.
Caste-ism exists in contrast to classism; which judges people solely based on their mode-of production.

Classism has its ontology in the patriarch whereas caste-ism originates from matrifocal and/or matrilineal cultures.
by zanderfin August 21, 2020
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ism-ism

ism-ism is the best religon ever we have a subreddit and a discord server
DOOD IM FUCKING IN ISM-ISM
by underaged gurl September 15, 2020
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