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A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.
It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.
by Nobody you know May 26, 2004
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Really meaning a "great divide," but can also be used to describe the relationships among people. Occurs when one is mad at someone else or a group of people. Can be an interjection as well.
Thanks for standing me up! Now there is schism between us!

I hate you so much right now! Schism!
by Sammyhohoho June 06, 2005
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a person split apart from the catholic church.
He is a schism.
He has produced a schism in the Catholic society.
Schism by the band Tool is a good song but has rather repetitive riffs.
by useful idiot March 18, 2004
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skeet + jizz + -m = schism

cum, jizz, skeet, semen, baby batter, etc.
At church I witnessed a Catholic schism.
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An act often preformed at Bibby's house parties.
A higer form of orgasm.
Take one look at Bill Kaulitz with his jeans really low. You'll get what I'm talking about.
Can also be used as (Or)Schismic
Cinabun told Man Whore he look Schismic in his black stapless dress.

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