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A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.
It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.
by Nobody you know May 26, 2004
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Really meaning a "great divide," but can also be used to describe the relationships among people. Occurs when one is mad at someone else or a group of people. Can be an interjection as well.
Thanks for standing me up! Now there is schism between us!

I hate you so much right now! Schism!
by Sammyhohoho June 06, 2005
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to pull a cat out of a fetal pigs liver and lick it then keep it as a pet forever and ever
it was my first schism, it was awesome dude!!
by Pete A File May 16, 2008
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a person split apart from the catholic church.
He is a schism.
He has produced a schism in the Catholic society.
Schism by the band Tool is a good song but has rather repetitive riffs.
by useful idiot March 18, 2004
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Another way of saying the phrase

"God dam it!"
man: Hey Jeff!, Sara accidently crashed your tesla model x on the motorway

Jeff: oh Schism
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skeet + jizz + -m = schism

cum, jizz, skeet, semen, baby batter, etc.
At church I witnessed a Catholic schism.
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