Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth

You just did a Jim-ism *facepalm*

by anonymous December 5, 2023

Reiki-ism

Being stuck in one's head, particularly about one's self worth or place in the world.

'He's lying on the floor having a crisis. He's having a Reiki-ism.'

by Pyoin May 4, 2023

Social-fullofshit-ism

"Social-fullofshit-ism" is when your brain is so full of propaganda and lies that there is no room for the truth or reason.

I am sick and tired of watching the network news, they all spout the same old social-fullofshit-ism.

by 2B+ October 20, 2019

Bowersox-ism

When an older fellow, says a word or phrase that most people would be flabbergasted to hear. But he has no idea what he actually said.

"Grandpa told me I had some real juicy cake at the dinner table." "Oh, it was just another Bowersox-ism!"

by TechieWechyTwoyWooy September 26, 2021

nubult and isme

they had a gay sex or lesbian sex idk

Hey did you know Nubult and Isme had gay sex or lesbian sex yesterday idk

by ismeyourbestfriend October 17, 2021

Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes

David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner

by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021

Dido-ism

A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.

Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol

by Grooveyard June 25, 2021