Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004

irish unit

A gang from the West Michigan area that consists of people of full or at least half irish decent. You can pick them out by the green and white or any clovers on their clothing. Their sign is like the westcoast sign except they use both hands and put the middle and ring finger on both hands together. This makes a four leaf clover.

those guys walkin down the street is irish units.

by lil mac10 January 4, 2008

Irish Penis

If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.

Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.

Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.

by IrishBeast June 20, 2015

Irish seven-course dinner

a six pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven-course meal or an Irishman's gourmet delight

His idea of a hot date is an Irish seven-course dinner before hangin' at the 7-11.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

Irish-American

A person who was born and raised in America but think they are Irish because of their name, but they aren't so HAHA!!! You are not irish and never will be.

american person: yeah im irish.
Me: no you're not
AP: hello! My name is irish!
Me: your a fool.

by True Irish Lassie April 23, 2005

Irish-American

A subculture in America that still practices aspects of the culture that their Irish ancestors brought over hundreds of years ago. Different from the actual Irish since Irish-Americans culturally are more similar to the 1800's Irish than modern Irish. Comparable to Italian-Americans, Jewish-American, Polish-American and Asian-Americans. The whole Irish-American subculture was generated back in the 1800's when Irish Catholic immigrants faced adversity from the White Protestants already in America so they bonded together in neighborhoods and retained their heritage. This is why St. Patrick's Day is a giant celebration in cities like Chicago, Boston, and New York. A lot of people claim they are Irish-American like a lot of people try to claim they are Italian-American/Polish-American, just because they are boring typical white Americans whose genealogy traces back to England or Germany.

My cousin Kevin is a typical Irish-American. Friendly, hard working, and visits Ireland at least once a year.

by yoyoyokn March 14, 2009

Irish-American

People who are loyal to America and Ireland at the same time,people who are hard workers,tough as nails,fun-loving,church goers who I support 115%!

John Fitzgerald Kennedy,people who survived the harsh criticism from other people who weren't Irish,great people with traditional Irish names like Fitzgerald,Fitzpatrick,Fitzsimmons and O'Reilly,and people who care about the U.S. of A. and the Emerald Isle!
The Irish-American is a great American!

by Fred Benson April 16, 2007