best invention ever

The Bong.
The physics of this device are purely brilliant, allowing stoner's to smoke in style instead of burning our mouths and lips smoking joints.

The bong is fully the best invention ever.

by Diego September 29, 2003

homo genius: A history of gay inventors

a series of videos featuring new (cheap) combos/moves from fighting games.

Today, on this week's homo genius: A history of gay inventors, we show Jin's Ice Car, the "Cheapest Move" BlazBlue has to offer. So, call 1-800-625-2009 to get your the "easy" to use ice car. What are you waiting for? Order now!

by Superbad Express August 21, 2010

intentional irony

When someone does something ironic intentionally, usually for comic effect.

MSN conversation:

Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.

John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)

by silly_sawsage April 14, 2010

intent to date

A formal announcement that you want to hook up with someone, ensuring that no one tries to cock block, or steal, your intended partner.

Bill: I'm going to try to go out with Sarah.
Mike: Was that an announcement of intent to date?
Bill: I guess.
Mike: Duly noted.

by idsofoak February 23, 2011

Invertebro

Invertebro (n) Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS Trump even when he defends Nazis.

e.g. "Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros."

by Brand gal June 15, 2018

Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.

Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."

by Michael Literis December 18, 2019

poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.

"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"

by G October 1, 2004