Instagram

It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.

“Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”

by Redditor September 27, 2019

instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.

Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”

by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019

Instagram

A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.

Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.

by LitticusDuckicus October 24, 2019

Instagram

International Hoes Marketplace

«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)

by Zzoth January 27, 2020

Instagram

A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.

Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.

by hatlack April 18, 2020

instagram acquaintance

Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored

oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend

by Pikuismylove August 6, 2020

Instagram

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.

someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch

by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021