Instant Imagine

A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind

Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…

by WhattheShor June 6, 2015

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

instaniously

When something can or does happen so fast that to call it "instantaneously" would take too long to say and seriously diminish the awesomeness of the speed. See similar “superstantial”.

The data is there, the client can request a dump of some specific servers and we can produce this instaniously.

by RealGenerix November 8, 2015

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016

Instangry

It is a moment that makes you instantly livid, blood boiling, out of your mind mad making you rage

When I think about that bitch home wrecker that has the audacity to text me like we were friends I get Instangry and want to throat punch her.

by Clvgrl78 July 2, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

instannoying

someone who bombards instagram and other social media with pictures of things they want you to buy from their home sales program.

Roman is so instannoying that he thinks we care about the newest apple dip from Pampered Chef on sale for 89.99!

by 1Martini January 4, 2017