Infinity

During sex. The amount of time that passes between when I come and you leave!

Man, that chick from the food stamp office came over last night, but it seemed like an infinity passed before she left. I had to eventually tell her to kick rocks!

by ImpossiblePauly February 14, 2009

infinitive

a verb phrase using the word "to". "to be", "to hold", "to keep", "to have". Unfortunately, many people who use urbandictionary.com put a verb in the past tense and then begin their definition using the infinitive.

An infinitive is a word used to express the verb without saying who is doing the action.

by Ex Hoc December 28, 2005

infinity

Something that really doesn't exist.

Well, yeah. It doesn't.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

Infinity Hour

Band located in Michigan who try to mix amazing classic rock covers with crappy modern rock covers, plus a few sub-par originals. And not to mention they have little to no interaction with their audience.

Man, next time you ask me to go to an Infinity Hour show, remind me I've got better ways to waste my time.

by ThatMan247 October 12, 2010

Infinity Less One

Intensely awesome Hamilton, New Zealand band consisting of 3 extremely talented and handsome young men. No proper recordings yet but will soon become famous, no doubt.

Guy 1: Heard of Infinity Less One?
Guy 2: Yes.
Guy 1: High 5!

by EyesLoveCam3ron April 27, 2011

infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

Infinitus

When a fish by the name of infinity makes you believe in his cult and then mocks you, and gets super salty when it happens to him.

Bro did you hear about that kid that got Infinitus? Sad times man.

by YourFellowAntinfinitus October 19, 2018