turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

rule of the infected

be ready for the infected to rise

zombie apocolysps rule of the infected

by Vaance December 14, 2010

pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.

pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...

by skitofit May 23, 2011

does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020