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Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013
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shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.
Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.
by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013
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Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.
" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.
by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020
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brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."
by Unknown29 October 2, 2013
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brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."
Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.
by ta0paipai January 15, 2010
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poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense
this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains
by littlejimmie May 2, 2019
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finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit
I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.
by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017
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