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French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.
Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺
by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022
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French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.
Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.
by Jacaranda November 7, 2021
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french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again
James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic
by M1khale October 6, 2015
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THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 1, 2022
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Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
by whorebeezy March 20, 2010
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French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.
Francois got a wicked French tent last night.
by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016
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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020
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