finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017

Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.

Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......

by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.

" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.

by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."

by Unknown29 October 2, 2013