A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").
by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021
Get the if you ask me mug.A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
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words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else! mug.A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
by KY Dude February 25, 2019
Get the If I'm lying, I'm dying mug.As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:
"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"
There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"
There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.
P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
by S Santang October 29, 2009
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by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016
Get the if she shower naked mug.Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".
If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me
Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me
Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.
*party*
Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
*party*
Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
by YoIzYoGurlKy9 November 4, 2017
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