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The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.
I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy
by edawg444 January 10, 2025
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Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
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Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.
Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.
by 812 mafia September 5, 2025
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Pussy-itis

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.
He has a condition called pussy-itis.
by Doctor A. March 12, 2025
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itys

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!
kan lagian mager terus sih lo, sekarang nyesel kan? itys!
by itys.21 November 22, 2021
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itys

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!
kan lagian mager terus sih lo, sekarang nyesel kan? itys!
by itys.21 November 22, 2021
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 8, 2023
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