by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024
Get the Occupied Israel mug.An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
Get the Israelitis mug.The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.
The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948
The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948
The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime
FUCK ISRAEL
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime
FUCK ISRAEL
by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024
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To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.
You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.
by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024
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by DovBaer May 30, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.
by Truth explainer May 30, 2024
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