Ideal Jennes Chan

Miss Chan:
sleeps 1/3 of her life
1/3 of her life buy chanel
1/12 of her life working
1/4 of her life eating

Ideal Jennes Chan:
1/2 of life sleeping
1/2 of life buy chanel

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

Idea Banker

1. An individual who maintains a wealth of knowledge & wisdom which is consistently collected from one and dispersed to another.

2. Profiting from the collection and disbursement of knowledge & wisdom through sponsorship, currency or viewership volume.

This guy is not hoarding knowledge, he's an Idea Banker.

by IdeaBanker.com December 14, 2009

idea thief

Noun. A person who lays claim to an idea created by someone else without crediting the source.

Joe was a very insecure fellow. He often claimed to have knowledge about things in life that he learned from friends or colleagues. He is an idea thief.

by TTSuperfly September 19, 2013

idesa

Is a very sweet girl, has the sweetest and Purest heart. Laughs at jokes that aren't funny, is a good person to be around. ;)

Idesa is my Best friend, she is a Beautiful Girl and loves anime.

by SassyKodey0595 July 18, 2017

idea

The polite way of calling someone a thot. It is a reference to the similar sounds between thought and thot and acts as a slight devience from the popular phrase.

"Girl, why you dressin like an idea?"

by Sparrs46 March 22, 2019

Idea

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Iam "Now, my question is how exactly are you seeing any of this? Because, as I've said before, I no longer have access to the vote tab on this site. I haven't checked but I doubt that all of these are getting published. You could be checking my username but you would miss the unpublished ones if that was the case. I did suspected that someone had access to my email but I could be wrong. You have to understand how disconcerting this all is for me. The idea that all of this has been compiled by someone and you have access to it is also unsettling. And to what end? Do you have an endgame here? Because I didn't. I mean, this started out as just something I did to kill time to a hostile and reactionary response to the people around me alluding to the fact that they had read the things I wrote. From there it turned into a compilation of information that I considered important and then it distilled into a character I used to muse on various thing and in-between all that and throughout a means for antagonizing the people around me who I was convinced had lied to me about the nature of the place that I was in and that were childishly withholding actionable information to shield themselves from my scorn. It's a bizarre thing. I don't think anyone else has ever done what I've done here. I honestly would have preferred that the people around me had just been honest in the first place but I guess this will do..."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2022