Howard

Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".

"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"

by jamejamejame February 10, 2010

john howard

1. The Australian Prime Minister from 1996 onwards.
2. A cockney rhyming slang for coward.

1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.

by Yummymummy October 5, 2006

howya dern

saying how are you doing like madea

"hey girl howya dern....how ya momma dern?"

by luvwhitetees December 19, 2008

Juwan Howard Index

A measure of how detrimental a star player is to a sports team. It is based off the notion that no NBA basketball team has been successful with Juwan Howard on their roster.

Man, Starburry's real high on the Juwan Howard Index.

by Ice Penguino July 24, 2008

Howard Stern

Media personality and creative force behind The Howard Stern Show. Innovative and ingenious, Stern's quick wit and seemingly fearless approach to everything that strikes him has resulted in a most charismatic and enigmatic entertainer. Responsible for numerous pop culture concepts such as American Idol, Street Sense to name a few.
While deeply constricted in his efforts to entertain as of late, Stern's show has become the new Mecca for comedians. Successful appearances can almost guarantee success to the comedian, where unsuccessful ones (See Jackie Martling) can virtually end a career.

Not applicable, as it is a person's name.

by Mister Skin August 22, 2005

John Howard

Singlehandedly turned Australia into the laughing stock of the developed world during his tenure as PM, mostly due to his playing lapdog to Bush (the two of them go hand-in-hand!). Beloved by Bible bashers everywhere (one wonders why...), hated by everyone with half a brain.

Labor Party isn't much better, but that's a story for another time...

John Howard's reign is something the country will never recover from.

by Frustrated Australian April 11, 2011

Howard 100

The newest and next best thing to ever hit sirius radio. Howard along with his on demand tv channel will revolutionize the way we all enjoy awesome fucking entertainment that will be unedited and unbleeped and overall untouched by the lords of the FCC. Long Live Howard Stern on howard 100 and 101 on sirius!!!!

"Your listening to Howard 100 on sirius.. All Howard all the time and no more bullshit!"

by Jeffrey S. November 12, 2005