get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.

She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Sneaky Hitchhiker

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

Running over hatchet

A homosexual act one man offers another

I was so excited when my boyfriend ask if we can try running over hatchet

by S. Scales July 19, 2019

hitchhike

To travel by the solicitation of free rides

Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.

by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.

According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

by Slartibartfast restaurant ship November 13, 2009

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003