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Hookshot

When one person kicks a man in the balls from behind. A true hookshot is done with the tip of one's foot, but any other part of the leg is acceptable.
Dude, did you see that guy get a hookshot? He got it so hard he was rolling around on the ground holding his balls, man!
by Lawn_Jesus July 29, 2009
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Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017
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fish hooks

In Texas Holdem' Poker when in you are dealt a pair of jacks with the two starting cards known as you're pocket cards.
John was dealt fish hooks
by MEECHOW July 18, 2006
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the hoods got my back

Just a corny thing to say if your wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and the hood is down; normally meant to say your friends and/or neighborhood is protecting you.
by Chris Vee June 14, 2006
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Fupa Hoop

A spin off of the FUPA, the Fupa Hoop is a fatty ring starting directly above the genitals and then and running a 360 around the body.
Damn! Look at the giggle from that Bitches Fupa Hoop!!!
by Ylicyotee January 2, 2009
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wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results
trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop
by skinner54 May 24, 2010
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Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008
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