hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Hoobedy

An absolute legend who’s tall with blue eyes and is ripped af}. Often used as a synonym for a Scandinavian, although it does not include all, and I not limited to that region. The word Hoobedy is used as a capitalised noun when referring to a person, and origins from the sound Scandinavian makes when they speak.

Hello Hoobedy. How are you today?
Hobedy (in his native language): - Hoobedy hoobedy hoobedy

by Hoobedy July 27, 2019

HoonDing

A tight roped piece of string braided with the hair of rats

Look at this HoonDing is rather taut and strong look how much weight it can support

by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 28, 2020

Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped

You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush

by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

Horned

Mix of horny and bored.

After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.

by Rawrr2020 February 17, 2021