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History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
by x•x June 11, 2020
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canadas history

The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.
(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."

"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010
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histotty

an attractive history student.

A good reason to go to lectures.
Martin - "I heard Professor Werner's class on The French Revolution is full of histotty this term."

Frank - "Hey, maybe we should start going to that class."
by stinaribena March 30, 2009
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histfp

acronym: "how is that fucking possible"

often used in interweb conversations to express rage, or disbelief.
we were making the jokes, and he didn't even know who Jeff Bridges is, histfp?!
by pontoffelpock September 13, 2009
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Histamine perfecta

a word to describe when some one greets someone with warmheartley, with energy
did you saw that guy was histamine perfecta
by Dosh99 October 14, 2011
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History Fair

a history fair is an unimaginative assignment given by a history teacher craving the recognition of his or her science teaching peers
history teachers got jealous of science teachers legitamacy and decided it needed its own history fair
by tommáwesome22 January 31, 2014
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history channel bigfoot

30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels
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