Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

Hipster by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

Hipster

A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.

Hipster by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015

Hipster

A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat

Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!

Hipster by Ramid April 26, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a gentrified hippy

Those hipsters look so skanky but smell like organic lavender oil

Hipster by אנטון May 15, 2015

Hipster

A person who enjoys music.

Hey! Look at that hipster over yonder! He (She) is listening to music, therefore, he (she) must truly enjoy it, because it is also creatively expressed through his (her) fashion and sweet, sweet dance (or lack of) dance moves.

Hipster by GoatsyGoat May 17, 2015

Hipster

A variation of the Wallflower that is known for their ironic and apathetic attitude and style. Most hipsters are actually unaware of their hipsterism and are often confused with hipster posers, whom openly announce that they are hipsters. Hipsters are trend setters whilst these posers are actually following the trend of hipsterism. The typical hipster is known for shopping at thrift stores, hanging around a cafe, or browsing a record store for indie inspiration in both music and fashion.

Person 1: Omg did you see Emma? She thinks she is such a hipster just because she uploads photos on instagram.

Person 2: Lol what a lame ass.

Hipster by NotAHuman June 4, 2015

Hipster

Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.

The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.

Hipster by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015