I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

hiples

Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!

Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

himpes

the male version of herpes
usually occurs around the facial region.

Normal Guy: Hey what's on your face?

Evaristo: I gots the "himpes"!

by Yevrag35 June 30, 2010

hipped

i know!

im hipped that she bet that other girl up!

by dcoleman June 23, 2009

hipper

cross between hippie and hipster. basically a hipster that is not pretentious and still shows a general love for hippie things like the environment and classic rock.

look that guy is a total hipper.

by yans June 7, 2007

Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

by Beeatrice April 6, 2010