Nepean High School is better than Woodroffe
by nepeanhighschool October 23, 2023
A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 14, 2019
Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.
by Juicyfatfuxxk June 14, 2019
Although no one has definite proof; it is most likely a school run by Lizard People pretending to be human. It is where comedy comes to die and forced positivity thrives and flourishes. You will most likely end up eating a cheeseburger everyday but hey join the club. Speaking of clubs you have many, most of which you won’t have time for because of the piles of homework you will have to complete all night every night, but hey there’s Minecraft Club said no one ever, But trust me my child you will come to love it here... or at least the football games
Wayzata Student #1: “Welcome to Trojan Tv of Wayzata High School I’m your host Richard Fungus. Backpacks are now banned from The Expressway on behalf of some students trying to use them as payment items to buy the Sundae Poptarts
Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside
Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside
by ChiefKeefsIntern October 12, 2018
Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!
by anonymousbrownie2 August 31, 2018
Bedford High School... where do I begin?
1. We have a threat almost every week.
2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon
3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.
4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.
5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle
6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it
7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.
8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.
9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”
1. We have a threat almost every week.
2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon
3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.
4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.
5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle
6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it
7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.
8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.
9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”
by -Student at this hell hole May 2, 2019
A school full of depressed kids that hide their emotions with memes.
No one there really likes each other and all the students call one another trash but they all come together under the powerful force of eagle pride.
No one there really likes each other and all the students call one another trash but they all come together under the powerful force of eagle pride.
Remember that girl that put her hair up into a ponytail before fighting that other girl? They went to Etiwanda high school.
by Dayleem May 30, 2018