shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 27, 2007

scene helmet

A hairstyle pertaining to scene kids. Styles usually range from scene mullets and some 'emo bangs'.

LOLZ OMFG HI: like omfg i so luh yer new hair babez
ROFLSOFL BRAD: MAH NEW SCENE HELMETTT ROFFLLLL

by sup azn sandy June 12, 2006

help me

I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.

"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"

by ChaoticallyCriticalCretin January 27, 2021

tripping helmet

A handkerchief or similar piece of fabric used as a headcovering, created by folding said fabric in half diagonally, placing folded edge against forehead, and securing it by tying three points into a knot at the back of the head. Traditionally worn by young males who are often involved in recreational drug use, hence the term "tripping" helmet.

Dude, I am, like, so high. Let's put on our tripping helmets and go play ultimate.

by kmg November 4, 2006

german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.

I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.

by Swedish Bob November 9, 2006

fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004

beer helmet

After finishing a case of beer, you proceed to open one end of the case and place it on your head. Thus you can see out of the handle and you are wearing a beer helmet.

Does not protect head from injury

Dude you rocked the beer helmet all of last night, Didn't help when you slammed your head on the wall though

by beer master August 31, 2006