Heiner

Can be used as an adjective for intoxitation, replacing drunk, stoned, high, blazed, fucked up or as a noun replacing any substance that cause hallucinations or intoxication such as weed, shrooms, weed, beer, or vodka.

Also can be used as a noun to replace bong, piece, stoner, drunkard, druggie, alcoholic, pimp, drug dealer, or moneymaker.

"Matt is such a heiner."
"Man matt, while you always gotta be heinered?"
"Man this is some good heiner."
"I'm just a heiner, what can I say the girlies love me."
"Man Shnitz, you are such a heiner."
"Yo eric, stop bein such a heiner and pass the heiner."
"That heiner is off the heezy, I wish we had some more heiner so we could hit the heiner again, but then again, we aren't heiners so we can't buy that much heiner, damn i wish i was heiner, then all are heiner problems would be solved."
"Like a heiner, like a heiner, what can I say."

by Sir Crunkness January 19, 2005

marry a heiress

A program oginaized by fathers To marry a rich heiress to a company. Most noted person is john kerry, who has particiated twice

When John kerry had married his first wife and he saw heinze ketchup, he said "Whoops, missed one"

Be sure to see my next defenition on bush!

by smartazz January 13, 2005

heideled

The act of being pussy-whipped by your girlfriend. Having no balls.

Hey did you hear about Chris? He's so heideled these days with the new girlfriend.

by kahunaben August 18, 2010

heizen

heizen is a sexy straight hunk that plays ste for a living and gets every girl

omg heizen is so hot😱😱😱😱

by slaughtqr July 27, 2021

Heidenfelder

Someone who tries to give an insult but cant get it out because they studder too badly. What a retard!

Matheis just heidenfeldered when he tired to make fun of Eric" gay " Fritz

by Seth and Fritz July 26, 2008

Heineken Remover

Any kind bottle cap opener

Mark: Hey Dwayne pass that Heineken Remover, I need to get at my beer
Dwayne: No problem.

by Lazy M January 4, 2008

Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

by ykayfields May 28, 2011