Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 30, 2011

having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.

inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."

by having relations April 1, 2012

HAVING A RUMBLE

TO CRY LIKE A BITCH ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. RUMBLERS USUALLY ENTAIL LENGTHY PERIODS OF REFFERING BACK TO THE SUBJECT MAKING SURE NOBODY FORGETS THEIR REQUEST. THEY DO NOT STOP MOANING AND CONTINUE TO WHINE MORE THAN A WOMAN ON THE RAG. (GEO RELATED)

GUY 1 - WHERE IS IT? I WANT IT NOW!
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE

by GEO PISS TAKER September 6, 2012

Having a Nice Day?

The greatest question ever to be asked.

Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.

by Spastic Monkey July 22, 2012

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 26, 2014

Havening

The act of stuffing food in your mouth without grace or regret while looking mercilessly at the person that gave it to you

I am havening my food

by PIGEON OVERLORD March 3, 2017

Havening

The act of mercilessly stuffing food in your mouth with a regretless smile.

I am havening my food

by 157434566533322367999976544478 April 4, 2017