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hankey pankey 

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.
He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.
hankey pankey by Downstrike June 8, 2004
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hankeyfag 

1.) A diabolical homosexual clown who is always in search of big butts to fuck. He wears a veil and only half of his face is painted.

2.) someone displaying the properties of such a gay clown
Hankeyfag limped slowly, pondering where his next anal meal might come from.
hankeyfag by lenox January 20, 2004

left handed website 

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.
There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.
left handed website by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe 

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.
That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.
n. The person who is a victim of a computer hacker.
v. The past tense of "hack" with regard to computers.
1. The hacked complained about what was done to his computer last night.

2. I didn't tell him, but I hacked his computer last night.
hacked by The Doctor November 24, 2004

double handed booty slammer 

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.
I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.
double handed booty slammer by Long February 12, 2005