by babagril July 08, 2021
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 04, 2023
From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.
by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023
(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
by OddFan August 19, 2011
by Sparky120 January 06, 2017
Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 13, 2018