lullaby and a handjob 

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.

Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.

lullaby and a handjob by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017

Golf Grip Handjob 

The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.

"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."

"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."

Golf Grip Handjob by mcdickpic June 25, 2017

Devil's Handjob 

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.

Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!

Devil's Handjob by CamGuy41 July 27, 2019

all american handjob 

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

all american handjob by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

two-minute handjob 

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

two-minute handjob by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

testicle handjob 

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode

fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong

testicle handjob by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008

reverse handjob 

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

reverse handjob by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016