extra dry handjob

No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible

I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!

by Sts#1 September 8, 2017

Mid-Western Handjob

A reverse style of a common variety "Handjob" where the thumb is free to move about the cabin in a circular motion

Doyle-"Oh man, Amber gives the best Mid-Western Handjob"

by Marishka Hagutay May 31, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Prairie Dog Handjob

The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.

Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.

by Flipsideunder April 2, 2019

Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

Broken Arm Handjob

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)

"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"

by JSunset August 3, 2009