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Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
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Hamilton Snyder

yeah probably haha XDXD rawr 12 The Plan
id love to Hamilton Snyder you tonight.
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Oliver Hamilton Neale

Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.
Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.
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Mrs. Hamilton

A young soul in an old body. Master of Math and the founder of Hamilton’s Spanish. She also moonlights as a psychic, we love you Mrs. Hamilton.
-Oakview Middle School class of 2022, Team L second hour math
Well, that’s a Mrs. Hamilton all right
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louis hamilton

this may or may not be the name of a popular formula 1 racer.
"Did you hear what Louis Hamilton did yesterday?" "No, I didn't, what happened?" "I forgot"
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Hamiltoned

To carry someone so hard that it evokes memories of Margaret Hamilton during Apollo 11.
You just got hamiltoned, bro.
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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
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