No place to hide

1. (adj) Attribute of an obese person

2. (n -- rare -- often hyphenated for clarity) Obese person

Ex 1:
Person 1: Who's Rosie O' Donnell?
Person 2: You know, the one with no place to hide.

Ex 2:
Fat Woman: Watch out, no-place-to-hide-coming through!

by The Big Baap June 25, 2009

King of Hide-and-go-Seek

Osama bin Laden

"They shot the King of Hide-and-go-Seek"

by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

ride 'em and hide 'em

When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh

" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......

by Choobone69 December 5, 2016

killer whale hide and seek

When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.

Hey look a mushroom; let's play killer whale hide and seek!

by Astrotimmy January 17, 2009

Rear Hide

Rear Hide; the long stringy stands of rawhide bone dragging out your dogs butt.

When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide

by Divercurt February 26, 2011