guna

looking happy or joyful

Brooke you look very guna today

by slick_blick February 1, 2023

Guadalupe

Virgin mary, pimple patch

Hey guadalupe is a virgin

by Shhhhhhhh106 January 20, 2023

gonad

go naw on diss cock plz.

person one: how big is your tip
ratchet male hoe: gonad

by ratchet male whore March 23, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Gonadieifidontgetcalleditis

A deadly disease that kills can be cured by getting called by your wife but not permanently

Yeah I heard bob suffers from “Gonadieifidontgetcalleditis” yeah man I feel bad for him hopefully he can get it cured for a bit

by Racks2god July 16, 2024

Gonadieifidontgetcalleditis

Deadly disease that can only be cured by calling your wife

Yeah my brother bob suffers from “Gonadieifidontgetcalleditis”

by Racks2god July 16, 2024