Grado

underground jacuzzi at the Playboy Mansion, notorious for the high amount of sexual activity that goes on there.

What happens in the grado, stays in the grado.

by chillchick April 8, 2004

Granola Girl

A totally obnoxious type of girl who’s only personality trait is being a vegan hippie. Would be seen in a mismatched outfit with messy hair and no makeup. Their natural habitat is Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods and likes to take hikes.

Girl #1: What is Jessica wearing?
Girl #2: She’s a granola girl, she doesn’t know how to dress.

by maddieb543 January 18, 2020

grabowski

a hott girl with a nice bod and likes to shizzle guys' nizzles

The Grabowski loves long walks on beaches and hott guys.

by Urlover November 13, 2003

Gravois Mills

"A small town of about 300 people in mid-MIssouri where copious amounts of drug use happen. Namely methamphetamine people there are whacked out. Also fake drugs like rock salt and fake weed are 'all the rage.' Not uncommon to find out people that live here have STD's. If you happen to be passing through don't stop as you are likely to get mugged by zombie meth freaks. Also people like to have pride in this town running around saying GRV-for-life or tattooing Gravi-for-life on themselves believing that being in that town of 300 is really gonna get them far in life. People coming from Gravois Mills are raised rascist painting swastika's on public signs or spray painting 'Ni**ers get out' on a billboard. One major contradiction of this place is everybody runs around acting like EMINEM but they hate black people. WIGGER, WANGSTA'S One more point to Gravois Mills, LOTS OF PEDOPHILE'S.

Gravois Mills used to be the meth capital of the United States.
Come to Gravois Mills, meth-head paradise.
Gravois Mills, where all "gangsters" are white.

by wolfbrother December 25, 2012

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

Grak 9

An inexpensive, yet highly effective, carbon dioxide powered semi-automatic weapon used for controlling the population of loud, shiny, black beasts known as Grackles. This weapon is only good for close shots, due to the fact that male Grackles, and occasionally female Grackles, wear Kevlar plated feathers. The Grak 9 can fire up to eight rounds of ammunition in as little as 1.6 seconds. Since the majority of Grackles sport Kevlar plated feathers, making the kill zone on these black imps a mere inch in diameter, more than one shot is typically needed to terminate one of these elephantine, frog eating devils.

I walked out the front door and saw three ugly chickens (the larger, male Grackles are often referred to as chickens) hanging out in the church yard. So I sneaked over, pulled out my Grak 9, and unloaded all eight rounds on the biggest one.

I don't go anywhere without my Grak 9; if a gaggle of Grackles were to appear and I had no protection.... well, you know what would happen!

by Population Control August 1, 2008

Gragothac

A sexual maneuver in which you pull out your (unsterile) curated scalpel and divide your scrotum into several hundred strands, remove it from your penile structure, and proceed to eat it like spaghetti with a prepared set of utensils and fine china.

Speaker 1: Cease your pounding but for the moment Speaker 2. Your pendulum provides great pleasure within mine ass, yet I cannot properly indulge as I mine intestines are without sustenance.

Speaker 2: Indeed, Speaker 1, I am of the same opinion. Let us perform Gragothac upon mine balltics such that we sate our hunger and return to pinkle spinking.

by TimboSmlikSkrin March 31, 2022